I deserve a fucking Nobel Prize

Nobel Prize in Hair Restoration.

Backstory: Went to my usual hair dresser to get my bangs trimmed up a little. Trimmed up = about half an inch above my eyebrows and straight-across. Told my hair dresser the length I wanted, showed her the length I wanted, and have never strayed from that length in any past appointments I have had with her (sans the time I got V-shaped bangs).

Anyways, I basically end up looking like this by the end of it:

I wish I could say I am exaggerating, but my bangs are honestly an inch past my hair line. Yup.

So what’s a girl to do besides bawl in her boyfriend’s bathroom for a good 30 minutes?

One word: extensions.

So I’ve been sitting around in my bathroom playing around with them. So far I’ve mastered the side-swept bang, the victory roll, and I’m now working on a beehive. I have to admit it’s pretty damn hard to clip extensions right into the front of your head without them being obvious and painfully fake. Not to mention my extensions are a bit redder than my hair, but it looks pretty damn natural and I don’t look like a scene kid.

Anyways, this has been a public service announcement just in case people don’t recognize me for the next two weeks because I look like a completely different person.

Note to self: never trust hairstylists. Only haircuts in the shower and electric-clipper bang trims are trve. 


Whenever We Say Goodbye
Jamie Grind
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theleavingscene:

JAMIE GRIND - WHENEVER WE SAY GOODBYE [140bpm]

It’s so intriguing when an artist titles a song something other than the lyrics being sampled. We’re forced to consider the emotions tied to the music.

Today’s track from young London man Jamie Grind is highly emotional, with vocal samples that could be read in text as ordinary, but transcend musically into something extraordinary. Repeating “Oh baby, please” and “I need you” with deep, driving bass and whip-like kicks, we can only imagine what he was feeling.

This doesn’t appear to forthcoming on anything, just put forward for the world to listen and enjoy. 

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Working at this job has honestly turned me into a mess

Fuck all these people. I’m done being disrespected.


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hylianroyalty:

We can fuck just please
Don’t touch my face because you’ll
Ruin my eyebrows


Q
You're really attractive. I come into your office and ask you questions so often, just to talk to you. You have the patience of a saint...
Anonymous
A

1. my friends are really funny anons

2. it weirds me out a little to think that people i help at the office could potentially know/read my tumblr. is that stupid?


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deadthing:

work out plan

80’s zombie workout disaster


Guh.

Guh.


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