and so it begins: Archive

almost died on the drive home tonight and i didn't...

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Dec 31st

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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it's 4pm and i have yet to get out of bed

is this a cry for help? fuck this.

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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“Holy shit - last night I dreamt I had a dick.. like a rotting, oozing, yellow,...”

– Thik Vik

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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thank you, child, for fixing my day

little girl: mom, look!
mom: what?
little girl: her jacket turned her hair green!!!
mom: uhhh
me: oh yes, it's a magic jacket
little girl: :O

Dec 28th

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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1 tag

Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

1 tag

Dec 26th

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Listen

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Sigh

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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“Boys no marry girls with green hair”

– My mom

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

Today

Picked up a large Duchess cake for part of my parent’s Christmas present and spent 15 minutes standing in front of the wine section at Sherbrooke liquor trying to find a delicious, classy wine for the other half of my parent’s Christmas gift. I walked out with a bottle of SoCo. I did all of this in boots with a 3 inch heel, heart-shaped sunglasses and leopard print leggings. Classy...

Dec 24th

I am one unknown grade away from knowing if I have...

Ugh, hurry up and mark. Also - shameless.

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Anonymous asked: http://www.kutpe.hasatinydick.com/penis05.jpg

wat u think?

Dec 24th

I like classy men

Because I am a classy lady. Please do not send me your nudes. Not only am I not interested in you, but I am also not interested in your penis. Barf me out and gag me with a spoon. Next!

Dec 24th

“i used to have phone sex with this girl in st albert—the queefer—all...”

– fb chats

Dec 24th