April 23, 2012 • 2 notes
I hate school.

I hate school.

April 6, 2012 • 5 notes
Going to a ‘Canadian Tuxedo’ party tonight, which apparently translates into ‘ridiculous eyebrows + neon lipstick + stupid-crazy boobs’ to me. W/e haters to the LEFT

Going to a ‘Canadian Tuxedo’ party tonight, which apparently translates into ‘ridiculous eyebrows + neon lipstick + stupid-crazy boobs’ to me.

W/e haters to the LEFT

February 26, 2012 • 1 note
munchies.

munchies.

February 21, 2012 • 7 notes

“Milking” it, in my crushed red-velvet gown with a giant bow on the butt.

Suck my dick, Christina Hendricks - you’re not the only person on the planet who has big boobs and wears red, low-plunging gowns. YOU’RE NOT A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE.

February 20, 2012 • 12 notes
All dressed up…

All dressed up…

October 30, 2011 • 6 notes
Frankenstein and his bride! I hope everyone had a great Halloween! (The picture doesn’t do our hair justice!)

Frankenstein and his bride! I hope everyone had a great Halloween!

(The picture doesn’t do our hair justice!)

October 24, 2011 • 7 notes
GPOY. This is my “I-drank-too-much-punch-and-wine-and-am-now-going-to-roll-off-my-friend’s-lap-and-onto-the-floor-where-I-will-fail-at-getting-up” face. Woooo 23.

GPOY. This is my “I-drank-too-much-punch-and-wine-and-am-now-going-to-roll-off-my-friend’s-lap-and-onto-the-floor-where-I-will-fail-at-getting-up” face.

Woooo 23.

October 24, 2011 • 5 notes
Snapshot of Saturday aka the night I became “infantile drunk”

Snapshot of Saturday aka the night I became “infantile drunk”

October 9, 2011 • 12 notes
Things that I will probably be told at family functions until the day I die: You look like Cleopatra/Hey there, Cleo!/Woahhhh Cleopatra’s here!/You look like Nefertiti/Did you know you look like Cleopatra?/Did you know you look like Nefertiti?/Do you know who Nefertiti is? Until the day I die.

Things that I will probably be told at family functions until the day I die:

You look like Cleopatra/Hey there, Cleo!/Woahhhh Cleopatra’s here!/You look like Nefertiti/Did you know you look like Cleopatra?/Did you know you look like Nefertiti?/Do you know who Nefertiti is?

Until the day I die.

October 5, 2011 • 7 notes
Morning, sugar. My blouse has muthafuckin’ horses on it.

Morning, sugar.

My blouse has muthafuckin’ horses on it.